T'will be just three nights before Christmas, and what will you find?  
Nothin' but hep cats and kittens, feelin' THE GRIND!
DJ Rumble will be blastin' that kool retro sound
And the funkiest GRIND beats in all London Town
So fasten your holly berries, and take hold your mistletoe
Come shake what your Mama gave ya', at THE RED HOT GRIND SHOW!